Best Mirzapur Dialogues From Munna, Guddu Pandit, Kaleen Bhaiyya & Others

Mirzapur is a monster smash and one of the best Indian crime Amazon Prime web series. It’s also known as the backbone of the Indian web series industry. Following the success of season 1, the audience was left in suspense, and the launch of season 2 was a blockbuster. Within seven days of its debut, Mirzapur 2 became India’s most popular online series. The rustics’ uncooked plot, adrenaline, and mind-blowing Mirzapur dialogues are what keep the viewers glued to this series.

It is a power-pack series that is quite popular among teenagers in India. The performers execute the dialogues brilliantly, and all of the characters in the web series are well-played. Every Mirzapur fan knows the dialogues from the show. All of the conversations are memorable and really entertaining. Relive the moments of Munna Bhaiya’s tough attitude and Guddu Pandit’s bravery with this compilation of top 10 Mirzapur dialogues.

• Hindi philam ke hero hain hum, humein koi nahi maar sakta, hum amar hain – Munna

• Aurat chahe chambal ki ho ya purvanchal ki, gun uthati hai to iska matlab dikkat hai

• Jeet ki guarantee tabhi hai jab jeet aur haar dono tumhare control mein ho – Bauji

• Taqleef unki nahi jo chale jaate hain, taqleef unki hoti hai jo peeche reh jaate hain – Lala

• “Sala sab jagah ki shadi mein DJ chalta hai, lekin humare U.P ki shadi mein goli chalti hai. C.M Surya Pratap Yadav

• “Hum hain rajneta, chutiya banana humara kaam hai – J.P Yadav

• “Jo aaya hai, wo jayega bhi bas marzi humari hogi Kaleen Bhaiya

• “Gaddi pe chaahe hum rahein ya Munna, niyam same hoga – Kaleen Bhaiya

• “Aur hum ek naya niyam add kar rahe hain, Mirzapur ki gaddi pe baithne wala kabhi bhi niyam badal sakta hai – Munna

• “Aap humko ghar ki ownership samjha rahe hain, humein to pura sheher lena hai – Guddu

• “Aap hi ka mann tha na ki aapki beti Mirzapur pe raaj kare, badi na sahi choti karegi _ golu

• “Bablu aur Sweety ka udhaar hai humpe, chukana hai” – Guddu

• “Guddu Pandit aa gaye hain, murjhayenge nahi…abki baar dushman haath laga to bachega nahi..” – Guddu

• “Jab qurbani dene ka time aaye to qurbani sipahi ki di jaati hai, raja aur rajkumar to zinda rehte hain sirf gaddi pe baithne ke liye …” – Munna

• “Jaati pratha kaahe banayi gayi, isiliye hi na ki power humesha hum Brahamano ke haath mein rahe” – Bauji

• “Bauji pagla gaye hain, unka dimagh unke ghutno mein hai aur unke ghutne to kaam karte hai nahi” – Munna

• “Vayapaar jab bhi karo, to jo do kaano ke beech mein hai uska istemaal karo, jo do tango ke beech hai uska nahi…” – Dadda Tyagi

• “Tumhare baap ne bhi humein maa ki gaali di thi, woh bhi pele gaye…abhi tumne bhi maa ki gaali di hai…to tum bhi pele jaoge..” – Guddu

• “Kuch log bahubali paida hote hain, aur kuch ko banana padta hai, inko bahubali banayenge..” – Kaleen Bhaiya

• “Humara updesh ek hi hai, jaan se maarenge, kyunki maarenge tabhi jee payenge…” – Guddu

After going through the above dialogue and one-liners, we hope you are now willing to give season 2 of Mirzapur, a shot. Watch it on Amazon Prime Video and leave your views in the comments section below.

Munna Bhaiya Dialogue: Relive the Badass Munna Bhaiya Dialogue Mirzapur 2

Every Mirzapur fan knows the dialogues from the show. All of the mirzapur dialogues are memorable and incredibly entertaining. Replay the scenes of Munna bhaiya’s badass attitude and courage with our collection of best Munna bhaiya dialogues.

• “Abe padhai likhai mai dhyan lagao IAS-YAS bano”

• “Bahut taklif hoti hai jab aap yogya ho aur log aapki yogyta na pahchane”

• “Hum Ek Naya Niyam Add Kar Rahe Hein”

• “Ab Toh Humko Marne Ka Bhi Darr Nahi Raha”

• “Sher Ke Muh Khun Lag Chuka Hai”

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